Friday, April 22, 2011

Today: Finish Strong

Debriefing on Revive an Old Hobby: Not 'revive' so much as 're-dabble' in this case. But, that's what hobbies are for, right?

Today I'm going to Finish Strong.

Tonight I've got to get everything situated for my trip tomorrow. Even though I'm mostly packed and prepared, I've got a lot more left to pack, and a lot of work that hasn't gotten done yet! I'd better find a good place to leave off, and wrap the code up neatly before I leave it in a shambles for either my coworker to pick up on Monday, or myself to pick up on Thursday when I get back (invariably, after my coworker looks at it and says: WTF?).

I'm using the term Finish Strong partly because it's playoff season in the NBA and NHL, and that's what they always say, right? Finish strong. Fourth quarter drive. Staying full speed ahead in elimination games. That kind of sentiment.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Today: Revive an Old Hobby

Whew, lagging behind on posts.

Debriefing from Planning Ahead 3: I enjoy planning ahead for vacations, what can I say. So what if I'm already packed for a trip that's still days away?

Today I'm going to Revive an Old Hobby.

That is, I'm going to get back to a hobby that I haven't visited in a while. I have a lot, and sometimes they get packed away and forgotten. It'll be good to make it a point to get back to doing something I haven't done in a while.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Thesis Writing Tips Part 2: Starting Out

Let me just get this part over with and do it for you, okay? Come up with a title and write an outline. Got it? Need me to do even more for you? Okay. Here's what you do, in very specific and easy steps:

1) Write an outline. That comic I linked above is mostly no joke. Seriously. Write it down on a piece of paper if you're so computer illiterate.

Chapter 1: Introduction
Chapter 2: Background and Literature Review
Chapter 3: Specific Aims
Chapter 4: Methods
Chapter 5: Results
Chapter 6: Discussion
Chapter 7: Conclusions

2) Fill it in. Put in a short blurb under each telling yourself what stuff you're going to put in that section. (hint: change your text to red for this if you're writing inside Word. It'll make it easier to find and remind yourself to delete these "messages to yourself" statements later.)

Chapter 1: Introduction
Here I'm going to talk about the broader topic. If my research relates to a disease (in any vague way) then I'm going to maybe start with that - Autism / Alzheimer's / Cancer Type X affects this many people, and a lot of research has already gone into this aspect of studying the disease. But more needs to be done here. Blah blah.
Chapter 2: Background and Literature Review
Here's where you can really get a hefty chunk of pages out of the way. Go into as much or as little detail about other people's research as you like. Talk about what they did, where their shortcomings were, why it was successful or groundbreaking. If you're really hurting for pages, go back to the days of yore, when your field was invented, and talk about those guys. Cite everything with as many references as possible! Remember to use the long form of citation (Author's name, author name, et al., year) in order to get the maximum length out of citations. Don't use numbers! I don't know about your school, but mine actually preferred long form.
Chapter 3: Specific Aims
Subheading 1: Specific Aim 1
I'm going to develop this protocol.
Subheading 2: Specific Aim 2
I'm going to compare my new protocol against the established stuff
Be really specific. I thought this kind of outline was too obvious, but my advisor told me otherwise. As obvious and straightforward as possible. It makes it easier to read.
Chapter 4: Methods
As detailed as possible. Everything you did, with so much detail, any idiot could reproduce it.
Chapter 5: Results
The literal results that came out of your methods. No extra hand-waving necessary. Just tell people about unexpected things that came up during the course of the study, and throw up an actual list of results.
Chapter 6: Discussion
Here's where you start talking about what worked, what didn't, and whether or not you achieved your specific aims.
Chapter 7: Conclusions
Here's where you talk about what you did (again) and why it's relevant to that thing you talked about in the introduction. Also, what didn't work, and how one might fix it in future studies.

See? Wasn't that easy? Just keep adding details about what you're going to write about, and it will soon be good enough to give to your advisor and say: "Here's what it's going to look like. Any broad comments?" Because now's a good time to establish what will and won't be covered in your thesis. A good advisor (like mine) will be able to tell you when to put the brakes on, because he doesn't want to read a 500 page thesis, and you've gone TOO broad here or there and would have to do TOO much, so stick with this or that, thank you very much.

Besides, later you'll want to be able to say: "Hey. We talked about that, and it wasn't going to be put in this thesis. We agreed."

Today: Planning Ahead 3

Debriefing from Grindstone: Too much grinding, obviously! Three days went by before I lifted my head from work. Awful. Well, for a person like myself, who doesn't like working for more than an hour at a time. Reality is so harsh sometimes.

So Today, I'm going to Look Forward to Vacation.

That is, I'm going to plan ahead for my vacation, which is coming up in about a week. Usually I don't understand the extreme excitement displayed by Nan and Ali about vacations. But they've been working for longer than me. Maybe after another few years of the daily grindstone of life, I'll be frothing at the mouth for vacations, too. In the life of a grad student, you just have more work to do when you get back, and it's not like I was exhausted by working nonstop and had to get out of the country just to stop myself from 20 hour days (again, I'm not an architect!)

Today I'm going to sort out what I need for this vacation and get it all in a carry-on sized bag. Maybe it's too early, but I haven't given the vacation much thought yet, and maybe it deserves a little planning. I find that if I don't plan vacations properly, they actually drain the Sanity Meter instead of filling it, and that's obviously not the purpose. On the other hand, Nan and Ali are so amped up for this trip that I can only assume that vacations immediately recharge their bars to full. To each his own.

Thesis Writing Tips Part 1: Basics

Inspired to write a bit more about thesis writing, thanks to a friend who might need to be handcuffed to her chair in the near future....

Tip 1) Before you even begin, during the course of your Ph.D. development, try to keep track of your papers. Someday, somewhere, for some reason, you're going to want to make a statement, probably along the lines of "before I wrote this thesis, the usual method to do this thing was X," or "past studies on this topic yielded X and Y results," and you need to follow these statements with a TON of references. Best to just keep tabs on what you're reading now - you know, the papers you're reading to figure out what you want to do and where you want to improve things? Yeah, maybe just store them in neat folders, marked as whatever YOU categorize them as, with reference to your research. Later, you can easily reference things when you make statements, and when you give overviews of the established literature.

Tip 2) Just before you start writing, do some research into format requirements (should be on your school's website, or available to you somewhere. They DO want you to format it the way they want it, after all), and do some research into past theses that your advisor has signed off on. Do you know someone who's already graduated through your advisor? Get theirs. It doesn't matter if it's not the exact same topic, at least your advisor has signed this one - you can glean some information from their thesis, and while you're at it, get information from the person! How much emphasis on literature, on basic principles, on detailed methods - what got the thesis sent back, and what got through without much scrutiny.
Here's an example. I downloaded a thesis that my advisor was on the board for (they're all public domain, you know?) and one glance was daunting - it was over 200 pages! My advisor is well-known for being super detail-oriented, so I dismayed for a bit. My experiment really didn't merit 200 pages of content. But, I looked closer. There were easily 20-something pages before text even began, 40-odd pages of references, and nearly 60 pages of figures (only 1 figure per page)! He had only actually written 80 double-spaced pages, most of which were blank space and large headers! ALSO, he laid out his specific aims in super-simple format, and repeated them at every opportunity (i.e. at the beginning of every chapter: methods, results, discussion) literally verbatim.
So what have we learned? My advisor, despite being a stickler for the details, actually preferred the specific aims laid out in a clear and straightforward way as possible, and preferred me to repeat them at the start of every chapter. It's not cheating, it's just being clear!
Here's another example: Another thesis I downloaded had nearly 200 pages, but her table of contents, acknowledgements, and figure list was SO long, writing didn't start until at least page 30. And then, perusing her results and discussion, she had (amazingly) almost NO analysis of her results. Just pages and pages and pages of images. I guess the committee was supposed to draw their own conclusions from the hundreds of pictures? Whatever the case was, she basically had shown that she had done a lot of work, and despite having no tangible results or conclusions, she got a Ph.D.!

So perk up! It's not as bad as it looks! You can do it!

Monday, April 11, 2011

Today: Grindstone

De-Briefing from Pre-Emptive Updates: There's a pretty big downside to updates in my particular situation that I probably should have seen coming. My boss gets excited when I tell him what progress I've made, and then immediately suggests something ELSE I could do, on top of what I already told him I was about to do. For every report I give him, I get twice as much work and half as much time to do it. The more I report, the more he'll say: "ok, then I'll plan to hear from you again in an hour, when you've got that done." This escalates until I'm emailing at midnight on Saturday, with: "No, you won't hear from me. I'm going to sleep now. And I'm not going to work on this until Monday, just fyi."

Today, it's Nose to the Grindstone.

I'm going to put myself to work today, and (hopefully) do everything right, just so I can feel better about taking some days off next week.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Today: Pre-Emptive Updates

Get To Work Early? Fat lady is warming up, and she's on in five... :(

Debriefing from Drink Water: I expected it to be hard, but found myself chugging water during late night gaming to try and make it to eight glasses, and let me tell you, that's not a good idea. LoL doesn't take kindly to bathroom breaks!
All totaled, I drank about 5 cups. I might come back to this one and try it again.

Today, I'm going to Pre-Emptively Update people.

This is in the same vein as Speak Accurately and Use Topic Statements that we've already discussed (see other posts).

Wait, let me talk about the Meyers-Briggs classification system a bit, first. I'm an INTP, which someone dubbed the "Architect" archetype. (Someone who does not know any actual architects, and was only using it as a semantic term, because trust me, I know real people who have jobs as architects, and NONE of them are.... entirely sane...). One of the stranger things I found while reading about my archetype was a description of how everyone like me (and I guess there aren't that many of us?) doesn't like to "repeat statements that INTPs think are already obvious, for fear of sounding condescending or, worse, redundant and inefficient." This seemed to me to be both very true, and creepily specific. I do hate doing that. I do assume things are already obvious, so I don't waste time on them, assuming everyone else already knows and understands 'obvious' things and we can all move on. This is the source of our Speak Accurately and Use Topic Statements problems. And it may be the source of my current woe: Updates.

I cannot assume my boss and co-workers know what I'm doing. And one of my co-workers seems to have an annoying habit of updating my boss on everything "we" are supposedly doing, except "we" do not do anything together. I do all the work, God knows what he does all day. But I just fielded a call from my boss (he's not in the office much) that seems to indicate that he thinks that the other guy understands and is doing the work, whereas I'm some kind of dumb statue who couldn't code in a straight line if my life depended on it? I'm not precisely sure what happened, but the conversation left a sour taste in my mouth.

So today (maybe this week), I'm going to pre-emptively update my boss (and whoever else needs it) on whatever it is I'm doing, even if it seems redundant and pointless to me. It's better than trying to explain a big situation to him later when I can keep him up to date on what's going on now. I don't like it - I'd prefer just handing him results that I've already tested, fixed and perfected on my own, like my last boss - but the current environs clearly demand some change of plans.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Today: Drink Water

Debriefing from Redouble Efforts: It's not over 'til it's over. Down 2-1, with 2 days to go, gotta keep up the comeback.

Today, I'm going to Drink Water.

You know how everyone, everywhere, seems to say you should drink 8 glasses of water a day? Did you also know that they count soda and tea as negative one glass of water? So if you have a soda and a coffee and a tea, you need to drink 11 (!) glasses of water? I always say to myself: sure, I'll drink more water and less soda, but today, I'm going to make sure I meet this weirdly high-seeming benchmark, which basically means drinking water from sunup to sundown...

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Today: Redouble Efforts

Debriefing from Throw Down the Challenge Gauntlet: Challenge thrown, but we are losing as of right now, so it's time to:

Today I'm going to Redouble Efforts!

Someone signal the Rally Monkey, it's time to make a comeback!

Monday, April 4, 2011

LoL: Soraka Files Back in the Grave

Ok, it's not that bad. Don't commit her to a graveplot just yet. But it was a horrible weekend of gaming. Not just a day or a night. But all weekend was a constant festival of losing. And one of those last games, half our team (all those based in Houston) dropped just as we were ganking level 1 in the jungle, and somehow - SOMEHOW - the other team thought the free kill and free win was offensive behavior and needed to yell at the rest of us about it. I was super confused. I tried telling them that all of the Houston-based crew lost internet, but they yelled back in all caps what a rager one of them was, for quitting after a "failed gank". It was pretty obvious he wasn't moving or fighting back, guys?

Anyway. So deadly. Don't know how we still occasionally get matched with mouth-breathers.

Also, had to play most of the night with HRF, and somehow I long for the days of RagerFriend, who is on temporary sabbatical from games. That's messed up, that is. But maybe RagerFriend has confronted his ragey nature and is working on it, a little bit. Now it's a little less "WTF, you just lost us that game. Way to go" and a little bit more "Oh. Well, we're going to lose this one." Whereas HRF has just started to move into that small area of faith - where he believes we can be better than we are. That's a bad pace for us, because frankly, we aren't getting any better.

Is that a bad thing to say? Nan calls that 'lack of vision' or 'no ambition'. I suppose I can admit I have no ambition. I have no desire to be the best in the world at this, or any other, game. I'm sure it's a weird personal failing, to have none whatsoever, but that's what it is. Yes, I suppose I could quit my job, grit my teeth, and play LoL all day until I get better or die trying. But... I'm not going to. So the fact is, I'm not going to get that much better at the game, especially if all you've got is scathing comments, HRF.

How bad can it be, anyway? After all, an unambitious person with superpowers is, at worst, a waste of potential. Just enough ambition, and you may just save the world. But too much ambition, and bam! Supervillain.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Today: Throw Down the Challenge Gauntlet

Debriefing from Get Some Sun: Hooray for sun! Hooray for nature! Hooray for not being in a windowless office until all hours of the night! Appreciating small things may help me make it through the day. A +1 to the Sanity Recharge Rate.

Today I'm going to Throw Down the Challenge Gauntlet.

This week's challenge will be: getting to work early. Whoever gets to work (amongst friends) first the most this coming week wins.... uh.... well I haven't decided yet. But I will win! You can mark my words!


Lol: Soraka Files Arise From The Ashes!

Riot's weirdly over-active April Fool's celebrations aside, it was a great evening on the Fields of Justice.

Actually we started off with a bad game. I have a small network of friends to play LoL with, and they're online in something of a cycle, according to their time zones in different parts of the world. We're on skype, so you may be able to understand my confusion when one of my friends just wanders off mid-match with no explanation. Hey, you were supposed to be our carry, come back here. And then, of course, our High-Ranked Friend (HRF) is like: "why aren't YOU doing any damage?" and I have no answer for him except: I'm bad at carrying. He and Super High-Ranked Friend (sHRF) are always phrasing things like questions, when they really mean them as insults. "You really thought that was a good idea?" "Who rushes Lich Bane?" "Where were you guys?" That kind of thing. At any rate, it was a ridiculous loss, and I feel sorry for the random 5th guy who was forced to lose with us.

After that, our leaver friend properly left, and HRF also had 'things to do' (more likely he wanted to stop losing with us losers) and left. A few more normal-ranked friends came online, and we proceeded to romp. I'm a big believer in the ranking system. I don't think it's all my imagination, either. I think there's a substantially higher chance that you're matched with proper players when you're not smurfing around, and I definitely feel like I'm getting facerolled when we play with HRF or (heaven forbid) sHRF. More on that in another post. The point is, we joined forces with some other players more properly at our level (and had a bad w/l ratio) and we were properly matched with a really nice 5th man, and Soraka shone brilliantly.

Our random 5th carried us to victory, while Shen and I saved him at every turn. The other team was savvy enough to realize that the Kassadin was the only one worth hunting down (the Twitch was invisible!) and he got focused a LOT. But somehow, we'd always pull him out of the fire. And he was super grateful! Very polite. I always appreciate it.

After that we played a few more 20-min victories where I saved folks and never got targeted. Amazing fun. Xian practices some Nocturne (who he loves - the nerf bat is a-coming, though!), Z practiced his Twitch, and Lin continued his AP Sion.

What to theorize from this? Don't play Soraka with HRF or sHRF. First of all, enemy team is probably too good. Second, our random 5th is invariably bad. Third, HRF at least, is way OVER aggressive when Soraka is nearby. He quickly gets himself into situations that I just can't save him from.

Then the problem becomes... what to play instead when roped into HRF games.
Maybe the real answer is, to not play with HRF or sHRF...